Alright, so who the fuck is buying me these?
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
Cough basalisk cough
fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
what a time to be alive
The American collegiate system in one gif set